Post by Celede on Sept 8, 2005 23:56:07 GMT -5
From Ted-Alert on E- online....
Something smells wishy(-washy). You know those guys who aren't terribly committed with girls?
They're awkward, a little shy, not so swashbuckling. Owen Wilson comes to mind. Would ya believe it if I told ya that hottie pirate Orlando Bloom is one of those fellows? Me neither, dolls.
Poor Kate Bosworth. First, she had to suffer through Her-lando posing for about six zillion photo ops with flirty pie Kirsten Dunst at the VMAs and in Venice. Promoting Elizabethtown, they swore. Defensively, if you ask moi.
And now Orlando's got yet another new female friend--one Ms. B. might not even know about. I'm talking 'bout Pirates of the Caribbean import babe Keira Knightley. According to Pirate set snoops, O.K. are getting mucho chummy on location in L.A.'s Ranchos Palos Verdes. My surfside sources tell me Keira-cakes showed up on her day off to gape and grin as Orlando rehearsed. And when he wasn't buckling his swash, the two chatted. "Inseparable. Close. Cute together," came the private-eye reviews. Oh, someone bring me a glass of agua! We haven't even touched on the rebound factor yet. Ya see, Keira just broke up with her model beau, Jamie Dorman. Could it have been in part because she was all freaked out that Kirsten was gonna pull an Angelina Jolie on the Jamester when the two start shooting the Oscarrific drama Marie Antoinette?
Got the spins yet? Here's my question: Where the hell is Jake Gyllenhaal in all this? He coulda called Keira to assure her that his Dunsty would keep her paws off Jamie, right? And maybe if he'd done that, Keira-pooh wouldn't be chatting up Orlando-babe. Oh, who am I kidding? The movie's about pirates.
Something smells wishy(-washy). You know those guys who aren't terribly committed with girls?
They're awkward, a little shy, not so swashbuckling. Owen Wilson comes to mind. Would ya believe it if I told ya that hottie pirate Orlando Bloom is one of those fellows? Me neither, dolls.
Poor Kate Bosworth. First, she had to suffer through Her-lando posing for about six zillion photo ops with flirty pie Kirsten Dunst at the VMAs and in Venice. Promoting Elizabethtown, they swore. Defensively, if you ask moi.
And now Orlando's got yet another new female friend--one Ms. B. might not even know about. I'm talking 'bout Pirates of the Caribbean import babe Keira Knightley. According to Pirate set snoops, O.K. are getting mucho chummy on location in L.A.'s Ranchos Palos Verdes. My surfside sources tell me Keira-cakes showed up on her day off to gape and grin as Orlando rehearsed. And when he wasn't buckling his swash, the two chatted. "Inseparable. Close. Cute together," came the private-eye reviews. Oh, someone bring me a glass of agua! We haven't even touched on the rebound factor yet. Ya see, Keira just broke up with her model beau, Jamie Dorman. Could it have been in part because she was all freaked out that Kirsten was gonna pull an Angelina Jolie on the Jamester when the two start shooting the Oscarrific drama Marie Antoinette?
Got the spins yet? Here's my question: Where the hell is Jake Gyllenhaal in all this? He coulda called Keira to assure her that his Dunsty would keep her paws off Jamie, right? And maybe if he'd done that, Keira-pooh wouldn't be chatting up Orlando-babe. Oh, who am I kidding? The movie's about pirates.