OK everyone heres the next update sorry it took awhile to post. Enjoy ;D
Chapter 5 ~ Drunken pirates, long awaited kisses and wierd songsThe night continued without a glitch unless you count the food fight between Keira's table and Lee's table the out come of which was a draw as both tables were covered in the same amount of goo. Orlando and Keira danced the night away while Johnny and Jack plotted to get the pair together little knowing they were getting mixed up in Keira's plan. Keira's plan was of course to get Orlando drunk enough so that he would tell her anything on his mind. However as Johnny and Jack were on their table they had drunken a lot of the wine too. The table in total had gotten through 10 bottles of wine. Keira on the other hand had been drinking very little and pouring the remainders of her glasses into the boys when they weren't looking. She wanted to be as sober as possible when she confronted Orlando.
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By 2am the 3 boys were hammered and finding it hard to walk. Gore and the rest of the party were nearly as drunk as them so Keira didn't think they would mind if she took Orlando back to the hotel.
"Come on Orli lets head back and go to bed" she faked a yawn
"Get your coat son, you ve pulled!" Johnny roared.
"Thats not what i meant Depp!" but in her mind it didn't seem like such a bad idea.
"Did i bring a coat?" Orlando asked innocently
"No sweety" Keira cooed "Come on lets go" She pulled Orlandop out of his chair and led him to the exit with Johnny and Jack tailing behind. Since it was a clear night Keira decided it would be easier to walk than to hail a taxi. Unfortunately walking up a hill in heels with 3 smashed guys wasn't gonna be fun.
"Lets go guys" she sighed. They walked in silence for at least 5 mins until. CRASH
"There's a tree there." Johnny grinned clutching his throbbing head.
"Well done, it took you the time to walk into the tree to realize it was there."
Johnny smiled wildly at her "Sorry mummy"
"Oh my god" Keira muttered
"Mummy"
"What?"
"I gotta boo boo"
Keira felt like giving up. Johnny was acting like a 2 year old, Jack was laughing like a maniac and Orlando was falling asleep on her shoulder.
"Are you gonna kiss it better?" Johnny asked
"NO!, i am not your bloody mother."
Johnny's lip quivered
"For god's sake man are you a pirate or a squid!?"
"My girl says i look like an ice cream when i wear ma blond wig" Jack piped in.
"My Keira says i am an idiot. but on special occasions she says i am a plinking prat of a pirate" Orlando exclaimed proudly.
"What am i?" Johnny asked a bemused Keira.
"Do you want the PG version or the Restricted answer" laughed Keira
"Huh"
"Never mind, Lets go Orli"
"She loves me more than you" Orlando shot at Johnny, sticking out his tongue.
"Well Jack loves me more than you, right Jack?"
"Peace not war dudes, wow look a crab"
"Jack don't touch it" Keira yelled from further up the hill.
"OUCH!" Jack howled
"Are you ok?"
"I seem to have a large crab attached to my groin, that can really put a cramp on your day."
"Forget i asked" Keira giggled pulling Orlando towards the hotel.
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Now that they were alone Keira felt more at ease to continue her plan. Just to make sure it was working she asked him a random question.
"Orli"
"Yesssss" he trilled
"Why did you break up with Kate?"
"Well thats a easy question KitKat (KK) if she got any bloody thinner the stupid cow would have broken if i touched her or the wind blew hard either way"
"Ahh what you need is a real woman" Keira grinned gazing into his eyes
"yep and i found one too" Orlando grinned proudly. Luckily he didn't see Keira's smile falter.
"She's beautiful,smart,funny a little weird but in a good way and shes perfect for me."
"She sounds lovely" said Keira through gritted teeth.
"mmm"Orlando's eyes glazed over.
Keira took this opportunity to steer him into her room saying she wasn't gonna walk up anymore stairs. She sat him on her bed and asked him the ultimate question.
"Are you gonna tell me her name?"
"Haven't you guessed" he spoke in a husky voice, their faces were inches apart.
"I need to know her name" Keira pressed on.
"Why?, you already know"
"Orli tell me , i always tell you everything. Its what best mates do."
Orlando's eyes soften with her words but began to fill with sorrow. he began to speak again.
"The woman i love already has a boyfriend" he sighed
Keira grabbed his hands and held them tight
"Any woman would give everything up just to be with you."
"Would you Keira" His face was serious and voice gruff.
"Yes" Keira murmured. She looked straight into his eyes "I love you"
Orlando grinned. They leaned in at the same time and as their lips crashed together fireworks seemed to explode in their eyes. To them the world and everyone in it didn't exist. They were so rapped up in each other the didn't hear Johnny and Jack Singing their own version of the spice girls wannabe as they too went back to their rooms.
If you wanna be Keira's Lover
You gotta get rid of her Friend
Orli and Keira are forever
Rupert just Pretend
If you wanna be Keira's lover
you have to be a pirate
being a limpet is to annoying
but thats the way it is
Ok you know the drill read and review and i might write some more ;D