Post by Araminta Ditch on Oct 4, 2004 18:13:04 GMT -5
Sexed up Seqeul? It may as well be...
heres an article:
SEXED UP SEQUEL!!
It's back! the long awaited sequel to Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl is out in theaters this Thursday, as raunchy and sexy as ever!! Will Turner, Jack Sparrow, And the sultry Miss Swann are back in full swing getting down and dirty with the pirates!
The sequel has raised it's rating to a dangerously high NC-17, so you youngsters stay at home! Clad only in animal-print loincloths, the dashing Will Turner and suavey Captain Jack sparrow rush to save the bikini-thong wearing Elizabeth Swann from those greasy, oil-covered pirates! After escaping Barbossa's extremely horny daughter, a laundaray wearing monkey, and our drag queens, Pintel and Ragetti, our three favorite characters manage to escape unharmed and Miss Swann is STILL a virgin. But not for long, ladies and gentlemen! The movie climaxes with a saucy threesome, complete with wax, oil, and playboy bunny dancers! You can't watch this movie and not break out into a sweat!
The title of this sequel? Pirates Gone Wild: Live In Cancun!
Come one, come all and see this movie in Theaters near you!
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heres an article:
SEXED UP SEQUEL!!
It's back! the long awaited sequel to Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl is out in theaters this Thursday, as raunchy and sexy as ever!! Will Turner, Jack Sparrow, And the sultry Miss Swann are back in full swing getting down and dirty with the pirates!
The sequel has raised it's rating to a dangerously high NC-17, so you youngsters stay at home! Clad only in animal-print loincloths, the dashing Will Turner and suavey Captain Jack sparrow rush to save the bikini-thong wearing Elizabeth Swann from those greasy, oil-covered pirates! After escaping Barbossa's extremely horny daughter, a laundaray wearing monkey, and our drag queens, Pintel and Ragetti, our three favorite characters manage to escape unharmed and Miss Swann is STILL a virgin. But not for long, ladies and gentlemen! The movie climaxes with a saucy threesome, complete with wax, oil, and playboy bunny dancers! You can't watch this movie and not break out into a sweat!
The title of this sequel? Pirates Gone Wild: Live In Cancun!
Come one, come all and see this movie in Theaters near you!
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