Post by Reens on Aug 8, 2004 18:49:38 GMT -5
I am not sure where this would go. I'd say its just a short fiction of its own kind. Me and MJ were chatting on the Messenger earlier today and this idea came to mind.
Written by: Serena and MJ aka OrliKeiraLuva.
Disclaimer: We do not claim to know or be in contact with Keira Knightley nor do we claim all events to be true.
Author's Note:Everything in italics is our (Mine and MJ's) personal conversation/commentary on the messenger. I just thought it'd be fun to add a little running commentary - the reactions of a reader as they initiated. Everything colored pink is the conversation between MJ and Keira Knightley.
KK = Keira Knightley Speech
MJ = OrliKeiraLuva Speech
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As the discreet and enviable members of club “Klutz R’ Us” we present to you a meeting with Ms. Keira Knightley sharing an experience of our very own, “MJ.” Do Enjoy.
It was a sunny Sunday afternoon when I caught MJ “Yahoo’ing.” Yahoo’ing for all in the dark, is a kind of instant messenger service those of us in 21st century and lots of time on our hands use to communicate with your net-pals. Any and all who haven’t been living under the rocks for the past decade and a half would know that messenger service is the modern day “pen-pal service." Anyhow, after some general chit chat and agreeing on the formation of “Klutz R’ Us,” a club made specifically 'for Klutz by Klutz.' Somehow the topic of MJ’s bumping into Keira Knightley at Heathrow Airport came up.
Serena: I need to know everything you talked about *stomps feet* NOW!
MJ: It will take a while, it’s a little long. I’ll do it in speech form.
Serena: I am all ears....err.. eyes.
MJ: I’ll start from the beginning. First I almost ran into her when my bro was chasing me…(arse)!
MJ: *I looked at the person I almost bumped into* “I’m soo sorry.”<br>MJ: “Hey!” *something flagged* “You’re Keira Knightley right?”<br>
KK: “Yeah, damn.” *seemingly disturbed at the recognition*
MJ: “Don’t worry about it…I won’t scream and jump on you or steal your clothes.”<br>
KK: “That’s good to know. Thanks. *a little comfortable she went on* So, you know me?”<br>
MJ: “Yeah, guess its fair…I am MJ.” *extends hand*
KK: “Nice to meet you.” *shake hands*
MJ: “Right back at you...trust me! My friends will never believe me!”<br>
KK: “That’s a good or bad thing?” *she said laughing*
MJ: “Umm Good for you, Bad for me. Are you coming home?”<br>
KK: “Yeah, coming to see my brother for a while. You? You from here?”<br>
MJ: “Yup, for the last 7 years.”<br>
KK: “Nice...is that your brother? *motioning towards my brother*”
Serena: Lovingly called "arse." *makes a point*
MJ: “Yeah, and those two over there. *pointing at her brothers* Ya...they're crazy…”
KK: *laughs*
MJ: “No seriously! Well, I think so.”<br>
KK: “Don’t we all?”<br>
MJ: “Yeah, Can I ask you a question?”<br>
KK: “Sure, anytime.”<br>
MJ: “Is Orlando Bloom really that great at kissing?”<br>
KK: “Ooooh ya. Beyond great.”
Serena: Jackpot. *listens/reads intently*
MJ: “Really? That's good to know.”<br>
KK: “He is such a great guy! He just smiles and you fall in love with him.”<br>
MJ: “Oh really?”<br>
KK: “Yes! *smiles and looks down* it was hard being around him, even with those few scenes we had together.”
Serena: YOU R F'N KIDDING ME! *shocked in disbelief* NO WAY!
MJ: I’am F’n serious! *smirks knowingly*
Serena: OMG
MJ: She looked so damn shy at the moment.
Serena: *kicks Orlando in the nuts within her imaginary bubble* YOU FOOL!
MJ: “I don’t know how you kept yourself sane lass. I would’ve tried to kidnap him any chance I get.”<br>
KK: “Yeah, it was hard not to… *said laughing*”<br>
MJ: “You dont mind me asking these things do u?”<br>
KK: “No, *giggles* I am having a nice little girl chat at the moment.”<br>
MJ: “If you don’t mind me asking. You were with someone then, right?” *grinning*
KK: "Yeah."
MJ: "I still hold, I would’ve kidnapped him."
KK: *laughs* "I’am with you."
MJ: "Just hold on a second. I have to give this bag to my brother. *lifts bag from the conveyor belt and trips over from a loose end of the bag* Oof, sh*t!"
KK: "Are you okay?"
MJ: "Yes. Just give me a second while I go shoot myself *laughs at self* Nice work there MJ *mumbles*."
KK: *Helps MJ up laughing at her antics*
MJ: "Thanks, let’s start over... Hi, my name's arse nice to meet you miss famous person."
KK: *In hysterics* "Great to meet you arse, I’am boob."
MJ: "I’ll give this to my brother. Be right back."
KK: "Okay, but hurry back, I’m having fun. Maybe you'll fall again which will be really hilarious. No offense though." *she inspected MJ’s features in case she minded*
MJ: "None taken, *smiled assuringly* I know I’am a klutz. *MJ hands the bag to her bro and returns* Missed me?"
KK: "So - so much!" *laughs at the cutest little klutz*
MJ: "Good, otherwise I’d cry and blame the tripping all on you."
KK: "I’ll join you in the crying too if you want."
MJ: "Oh yes, that’d be great, thanks."
KK: "My pleasure hon…" *grins wide*
MJ: *notices her brother is back to pick her up for the ride back home* "Ah crap, [insert MJ’s brothers’ name here] is here. Well it was great meeting you. I hadn’t had a good chat in ages."
MJ: "Oh believe me, it was all my pleasure. I mean, how many times in your life do you get to meet someone called boob?"
KK: "Definitely *cracks up again* Give us a hug." *opens arms with a puppy dog face*.
MJ: "Yay *hugs Keira excited* Bye boob."
KK: "Bye Arse."
Serena: There we have it, and I am left here thinking no one should be that perfect in all their imperfection. So humble, in all their greatness. It is unfair of God to give one person so much beauty, wit, talent, and grace. Their beauty within unsurpassed by their no. 1 status as the most gorgeous celebrity in the world. As the founder of “Klutz R’ Us” Ms. Knightley, I wish you nothing but great things in life. You deserve every bit of fame and fortune that comes your way. Don’t ever change. Touche.
Written by: Serena and MJ aka OrliKeiraLuva.
Disclaimer: We do not claim to know or be in contact with Keira Knightley nor do we claim all events to be true.
Author's Note:Everything in italics is our (Mine and MJ's) personal conversation/commentary on the messenger. I just thought it'd be fun to add a little running commentary - the reactions of a reader as they initiated. Everything colored pink is the conversation between MJ and Keira Knightley.
KK = Keira Knightley Speech
MJ = OrliKeiraLuva Speech
-----------------------------------------------------------
As the discreet and enviable members of club “Klutz R’ Us” we present to you a meeting with Ms. Keira Knightley sharing an experience of our very own, “MJ.” Do Enjoy.
It was a sunny Sunday afternoon when I caught MJ “Yahoo’ing.” Yahoo’ing for all in the dark, is a kind of instant messenger service those of us in 21st century and lots of time on our hands use to communicate with your net-pals. Any and all who haven’t been living under the rocks for the past decade and a half would know that messenger service is the modern day “pen-pal service." Anyhow, after some general chit chat and agreeing on the formation of “Klutz R’ Us,” a club made specifically 'for Klutz by Klutz.' Somehow the topic of MJ’s bumping into Keira Knightley at Heathrow Airport came up.
Serena: I need to know everything you talked about *stomps feet* NOW!
MJ: It will take a while, it’s a little long. I’ll do it in speech form.
Serena: I am all ears....err.. eyes.
MJ: I’ll start from the beginning. First I almost ran into her when my bro was chasing me…(arse)!
MJ: *I looked at the person I almost bumped into* “I’m soo sorry.”<br>MJ: “Hey!” *something flagged* “You’re Keira Knightley right?”<br>
KK: “Yeah, damn.” *seemingly disturbed at the recognition*
MJ: “Don’t worry about it…I won’t scream and jump on you or steal your clothes.”<br>
KK: “That’s good to know. Thanks. *a little comfortable she went on* So, you know me?”<br>
MJ: “Yeah, guess its fair…I am MJ.” *extends hand*
KK: “Nice to meet you.” *shake hands*
MJ: “Right back at you...trust me! My friends will never believe me!”<br>
KK: “That’s a good or bad thing?” *she said laughing*
MJ: “Umm Good for you, Bad for me. Are you coming home?”<br>
KK: “Yeah, coming to see my brother for a while. You? You from here?”<br>
MJ: “Yup, for the last 7 years.”<br>
KK: “Nice...is that your brother? *motioning towards my brother*”
Serena: Lovingly called "arse." *makes a point*
MJ: “Yeah, and those two over there. *pointing at her brothers* Ya...they're crazy…”
KK: *laughs*
MJ: “No seriously! Well, I think so.”<br>
KK: “Don’t we all?”<br>
MJ: “Yeah, Can I ask you a question?”<br>
KK: “Sure, anytime.”<br>
MJ: “Is Orlando Bloom really that great at kissing?”<br>
KK: “Ooooh ya. Beyond great.”
Serena: Jackpot. *listens/reads intently*
MJ: “Really? That's good to know.”<br>
KK: “He is such a great guy! He just smiles and you fall in love with him.”<br>
MJ: “Oh really?”<br>
KK: “Yes! *smiles and looks down* it was hard being around him, even with those few scenes we had together.”
Serena: YOU R F'N KIDDING ME! *shocked in disbelief* NO WAY!
MJ: I’am F’n serious! *smirks knowingly*
Serena: OMG
MJ: She looked so damn shy at the moment.
Serena: *kicks Orlando in the nuts within her imaginary bubble* YOU FOOL!
MJ: “I don’t know how you kept yourself sane lass. I would’ve tried to kidnap him any chance I get.”<br>
KK: “Yeah, it was hard not to… *said laughing*”<br>
MJ: “You dont mind me asking these things do u?”<br>
KK: “No, *giggles* I am having a nice little girl chat at the moment.”<br>
MJ: “If you don’t mind me asking. You were with someone then, right?” *grinning*
KK: "Yeah."
MJ: "I still hold, I would’ve kidnapped him."
KK: *laughs* "I’am with you."
MJ: "Just hold on a second. I have to give this bag to my brother. *lifts bag from the conveyor belt and trips over from a loose end of the bag* Oof, sh*t!"
KK: "Are you okay?"
MJ: "Yes. Just give me a second while I go shoot myself *laughs at self* Nice work there MJ *mumbles*."
KK: *Helps MJ up laughing at her antics*
MJ: "Thanks, let’s start over... Hi, my name's arse nice to meet you miss famous person."
KK: *In hysterics* "Great to meet you arse, I’am boob."
MJ: "I’ll give this to my brother. Be right back."
KK: "Okay, but hurry back, I’m having fun. Maybe you'll fall again which will be really hilarious. No offense though." *she inspected MJ’s features in case she minded*
MJ: "None taken, *smiled assuringly* I know I’am a klutz. *MJ hands the bag to her bro and returns* Missed me?"
KK: "So - so much!" *laughs at the cutest little klutz*
MJ: "Good, otherwise I’d cry and blame the tripping all on you."
KK: "I’ll join you in the crying too if you want."
MJ: "Oh yes, that’d be great, thanks."
KK: "My pleasure hon…" *grins wide*
MJ: *notices her brother is back to pick her up for the ride back home* "Ah crap, [insert MJ’s brothers’ name here] is here. Well it was great meeting you. I hadn’t had a good chat in ages."
MJ: "Oh believe me, it was all my pleasure. I mean, how many times in your life do you get to meet someone called boob?"
KK: "Definitely *cracks up again* Give us a hug." *opens arms with a puppy dog face*.
MJ: "Yay *hugs Keira excited* Bye boob."
KK: "Bye Arse."
Serena: There we have it, and I am left here thinking no one should be that perfect in all their imperfection. So humble, in all their greatness. It is unfair of God to give one person so much beauty, wit, talent, and grace. Their beauty within unsurpassed by their no. 1 status as the most gorgeous celebrity in the world. As the founder of “Klutz R’ Us” Ms. Knightley, I wish you nothing but great things in life. You deserve every bit of fame and fortune that comes your way. Don’t ever change. Touche.
I need something like this to read after Serena's story. That's awesome!
