Post by Reens on Dec 31, 2005 5:30:15 GMT -5
*Moved from BnK archives. Although, WTF was I thinking???
Challenged by: Hari T.
Challenge Specification: Tabloid Challenge (Headline: The Donkey and the Driver)
The Donkey and the Driver
by Serena
According to an unverified source, the hottest British import, Orlando Bloom's was seen at the Beverly Hills Blvd. on his minature trick-cycle while it was being hauled by a donkey in an inebrited state. When asked for the logic behind such, his PR reasoned saying, quote, "He had been drinking rum over at Mr. Depp's house and being a responsible driver that he is, he wouldn't drive in an intoxicated state."
Let this be a lesson folks, the teen role-model Orlando Bloom doesn't drink and drive.
You heard it here first.
This message brought to you by: Please drink responsibly - Non-drinkers Assoc.
Challenged by: Hari T.
Challenge Specification: Tabloid Challenge (Headline: The Donkey and the Driver)
The Donkey and the Driver
by Serena
According to an unverified source, the hottest British import, Orlando Bloom's was seen at the Beverly Hills Blvd. on his minature trick-cycle while it was being hauled by a donkey in an inebrited state. When asked for the logic behind such, his PR reasoned saying, quote, "He had been drinking rum over at Mr. Depp's house and being a responsible driver that he is, he wouldn't drive in an intoxicated state."
Let this be a lesson folks, the teen role-model Orlando Bloom doesn't drink and drive.
You heard it here first.
This message brought to you by: Please drink responsibly - Non-drinkers Assoc.
