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Copycat
Dec 7, 2005 20:29:29 GMT -5
Post by Reens on Dec 7, 2005 20:29:29 GMT -5
Author's Note: This is basically parody of some of the most “common” types of badly written fictions that I've had the misfortune of reading on ff.net.
Disclaimer: All “author names” used in the parodies are a product of my imagination. Any resemblance to Suethers currently writing or abandoned fictions is a mere co-incidence. Reader's discretion advised.
A very slashy poem By FlashMoreSlash
Jack and Will Went up the hill To catch undead pirates Oh me, oh my What done, have they They came tumbling atop eachother
Mary Sue By WannabeSparrow-Suether
Mary Sue had a little complex Little complex, little complex Mary had a little complex To cure it Jack became antidote And everywhere Mary Sue went Mary Sue went, Mary Sue went Everywhere Mary Sue went Jack was sure to follow
Not Another Angsty Poem By SuetherByDefault
My heart bleeds for you Will Turner My soul eclipsing with the pain of limbo Elizabeth's love pales next to mine So deep burns my passionate inferno
My heart calls for you Will Turner And if you persist bad taste marrow If you needn't be receptive to my desires Kindly pass the phone to Jack Sparrow
...My heart bleeds for you Jack Sparrow
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Copycat
Dec 8, 2005 11:22:31 GMT -5
Post by Jems on Dec 8, 2005 11:22:31 GMT -5
LOL
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Copycat
Dec 11, 2005 3:33:37 GMT -5
Post by Reens on Dec 11, 2005 3:33:37 GMT -5
that truly sucked but thanks for responding anyways
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Copycat
Dec 16, 2005 16:50:10 GMT -5
Post by Rainbow on Dec 16, 2005 16:50:10 GMT -5
OMFG the last line of each one completely killed me with giggles. Genius! ROFLMAO, ah dear. These I'm going to book mark for whenever I need a good random laugh.
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Post by *Syd* on May 7, 2006 8:08:20 GMT -5
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