Post by pottypirate on Jun 5, 2007 13:54:53 GMT -5
OK the plot bunny in my head won't let me revise science so i m starting a new story ;D the title really speaks for its self. its another comedy fic so expect more weird and randomness enjoy
The We hate Rupert Friend Society (T.W.H.R.F.S)
Chapter 1 - I hate Him, I hate him, i hate him!
"Could that guy be anymore annoying" Orlando bloom yelled tugging at his brown curls "he makes me so ARHHHHH" his legs hit the edge of the bed and he fell onto the soft king size bed.
"mate i know how you feel" Johnny depp strolled into the room rubbing his temple followed by Jack davenport and Geoffrey rush "What is wrong with that guy anyway?" he snapped thumping his hand against the wooden table by the kitchen area of the apartment.
"He needs a good kick up the arse if you ask me" jack agreed dropping into a chair
"Don't tempt me" Geoffrey growled walking to the table and seating himself across from jack
Just at that moment a screeching laugh sounded down the corridor and into there ears.
"Shut the damn Door"Orlando yelled throwing a pillow over his head.
"The Laugh.... it burnssss" johnny cried dramatically before falling off his chair and rolling round on the floor screaming like a 4 year old.
Geoffry manged to make it to the door without his ears bleeding and kicked it shut making a rude gestered with his hand to the noise and its maker for polluting his ears.
"He has got to go" Orlando muttered taking the pillow of his head and walking over to johnny who was still screaming about burning. with one swift movement Orlando brought the pillow down on Johnny's head. He stopped screaming a looked at Orlando with a quivering lip
"that wasn't very nice" Orlando raised an eyebrow and hit him again with the pillow causing johnny to do a rolly polly backwards and hit his bum against the sofa.
"Ok children back to the point" Jack cleared his throat "as you have said" he gestured towards Orlando"Rupert has to go" all the men nodded even johnny who was on his knees rubbing his sore patch, while glaring at the back of Orlando's head."and i think i have a plan of how thats going to happen" Jack grinned
"pray do tell darling" Johnny smirked stumbling over to the table.
"We take away his reason"
"Keira" Orlando whispered
"The very same"
"ooo i like the sound of this"Johnny threw his arms round Orlando's neck to keep from falling over he was laughing so hard. Ignoring the fact Orlando was beating his arms with a magazine as oxygen was being cut off from his throat. he asked "What do you have in mind"
"A trade up, trade that annoy son of a bitch in for the real deal"
"Who" Orlando asked through gasps of air as he shock johnny off of him.
"You mate" Jack laughed "You've mean mad on each other for ages, and don't say you haven't, everyone can see it. and Keira won't be heartbroken if she gets you instead of... it" he shuddered at the last part. "we all up for this guys" he lay his hand in the middle of the table.
Orlando grinned "We get rid of Rupert and I get the girl of my dreams, i see no reason why not" He added his hand to the table.
"As long as i get to kick the git i m in" Geoffrey smiled placing his hand on top of the pile.
"Ahh well i suppose i should join, you'd get no where without Captain Jack Sparrow, plus i want that guy gone before he puts me in complete therapy" He placed his hand on the 3 others. they stood for a few minutes until jack asked
"Now what"
"I dunno you started it" Orlando replied smirking at jack's confusion
"well this isn't like they did in the movie"
"Movie! what movie?"
"never mind, Ahh yes now i remember we need a name for our society"
"Death to Friend" Geoffrey suggested
"Too bunt mate" Jack muttered rubbing his head "we need something simple like..."
"the We hate Rupert club" Orlando laughed
"Perfect, The We Hate Rupert Friend Society, T.W.H.R.F.S for short"
Johnny raised his hand a said sweetly "i have a question"
"what?" asked Orlando
"Can we have Badges and T- shirts and stuff,oh and get people to sign up"
"fine" Jack groaned as Johnny's face lit up."ok Johnny and Geoffrey your in charge of getting people to sign up and the merchandise" Johnny raised his hand to high 5 Geoffrey only to be given the Barbossa glare, so slowly lowered his hand. "Myself and Orly will Work on Miss Knightley and get her to admit her undying love. ready"
the 3 men nodded
"Then gentlemen that concludes the first meting of the T.W.H.R.F.S, lets get to work."
Ok tell me if its good enough to write another chapter about it. Thankies ;D
The We hate Rupert Friend Society (T.W.H.R.F.S)
Chapter 1 - I hate Him, I hate him, i hate him!
"Could that guy be anymore annoying" Orlando bloom yelled tugging at his brown curls "he makes me so ARHHHHH" his legs hit the edge of the bed and he fell onto the soft king size bed.
"mate i know how you feel" Johnny depp strolled into the room rubbing his temple followed by Jack davenport and Geoffrey rush "What is wrong with that guy anyway?" he snapped thumping his hand against the wooden table by the kitchen area of the apartment.
"He needs a good kick up the arse if you ask me" jack agreed dropping into a chair
"Don't tempt me" Geoffrey growled walking to the table and seating himself across from jack
Just at that moment a screeching laugh sounded down the corridor and into there ears.
"Shut the damn Door"Orlando yelled throwing a pillow over his head.
"The Laugh.... it burnssss" johnny cried dramatically before falling off his chair and rolling round on the floor screaming like a 4 year old.
Geoffry manged to make it to the door without his ears bleeding and kicked it shut making a rude gestered with his hand to the noise and its maker for polluting his ears.
"He has got to go" Orlando muttered taking the pillow of his head and walking over to johnny who was still screaming about burning. with one swift movement Orlando brought the pillow down on Johnny's head. He stopped screaming a looked at Orlando with a quivering lip
"that wasn't very nice" Orlando raised an eyebrow and hit him again with the pillow causing johnny to do a rolly polly backwards and hit his bum against the sofa.
"Ok children back to the point" Jack cleared his throat "as you have said" he gestured towards Orlando"Rupert has to go" all the men nodded even johnny who was on his knees rubbing his sore patch, while glaring at the back of Orlando's head."and i think i have a plan of how thats going to happen" Jack grinned
"pray do tell darling" Johnny smirked stumbling over to the table.
"We take away his reason"
"Keira" Orlando whispered
"The very same"
"ooo i like the sound of this"Johnny threw his arms round Orlando's neck to keep from falling over he was laughing so hard. Ignoring the fact Orlando was beating his arms with a magazine as oxygen was being cut off from his throat. he asked "What do you have in mind"
"A trade up, trade that annoy son of a bitch in for the real deal"
"Who" Orlando asked through gasps of air as he shock johnny off of him.
"You mate" Jack laughed "You've mean mad on each other for ages, and don't say you haven't, everyone can see it. and Keira won't be heartbroken if she gets you instead of... it" he shuddered at the last part. "we all up for this guys" he lay his hand in the middle of the table.
Orlando grinned "We get rid of Rupert and I get the girl of my dreams, i see no reason why not" He added his hand to the table.
"As long as i get to kick the git i m in" Geoffrey smiled placing his hand on top of the pile.
"Ahh well i suppose i should join, you'd get no where without Captain Jack Sparrow, plus i want that guy gone before he puts me in complete therapy" He placed his hand on the 3 others. they stood for a few minutes until jack asked
"Now what"
"I dunno you started it" Orlando replied smirking at jack's confusion
"well this isn't like they did in the movie"
"Movie! what movie?"
"never mind, Ahh yes now i remember we need a name for our society"
"Death to Friend" Geoffrey suggested
"Too bunt mate" Jack muttered rubbing his head "we need something simple like..."
"the We hate Rupert club" Orlando laughed
"Perfect, The We Hate Rupert Friend Society, T.W.H.R.F.S for short"
Johnny raised his hand a said sweetly "i have a question"
"what?" asked Orlando
"Can we have Badges and T- shirts and stuff,oh and get people to sign up"
"fine" Jack groaned as Johnny's face lit up."ok Johnny and Geoffrey your in charge of getting people to sign up and the merchandise" Johnny raised his hand to high 5 Geoffrey only to be given the Barbossa glare, so slowly lowered his hand. "Myself and Orly will Work on Miss Knightley and get her to admit her undying love. ready"
the 3 men nodded
"Then gentlemen that concludes the first meting of the T.W.H.R.F.S, lets get to work."
Ok tell me if its good enough to write another chapter about it. Thankies ;D