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Chapter 6 - The Food fight of the centuryWhen Orlando and Jack reached the dining hall they found a confused looking Keira and a suspicious looking Rupert watching the group of hyper and drunk cast member stumble. Each with there respectable badge. Some people like Kevin took the liberty of walking towards Rupert pointing to there badge and doing the 'i m watching you' gesture with 2 fingers which easily switched to another gesture Rupert wasn't to pleased to see.
Orlando noticed Rupert had made Keira sit with him on a 2 seater table so no one especially Orlando could sit with her again. Jack pulled him over to a 4 seater a table away from Keira and Rupert at the back of the room. A perfect position for Rupert torture. Tonight was a buffet so the 4 men piled as much food on there plates as possible, they wouldn't eat it anyway. They had already eaten everything in Johnny's Room save a Jar of Black slimy stuff they didn't want to know about. Sitting back down again the men decided to start the fight off slowly with seeing how much food they could flick into Rupert's hair.
"Me first" Johnny whispered. he balanced a small portion of mashed potato on his fork. Took aim. and fired. It missed dramatically. Missing Rupert by miles it smashed gore on the side of his face. Luckily he was too drunk to notice.
"Let me show you how its done moron" Geoffrey eagerly did the same as johnny with a fried tomato. He did a little better than Johnny Hitting one of the waiters who was walking past the table. Orlando gave him a glare when he saw how close it was to Keira.
"Can you not tell the difference!" Orlando growled "Keira is the Beautiful goddess like person to the right. Rupert's the ponsy miserable git to your left"
"I Know that. but you gotta admit he does look like you" Geoffrey smiled at Orlando's horrified face
"He does not!" Orlando screamed causing a few heads to turn including Keira
"Calm down Orli we know your a lot Smexier and have a lot more fan girls" Johnny mused squashing a pea with his finger.
"You know it" Orlando grinned as Jacks chicken wing landed in lee's wine glass. More surprising was lee stuffing said wing into his mouth and giving jack the thumbs up.
"mmm Chicken drowned in white wine sounds scrumptious" Johnny clapped his hands together a dreamy look on his face.
"my turn" Orlando grabbed his fork loading it with extremely mushy parsnip. carefully aiming he fired at his target.
"SCORE" Orlando yelled as the parsnip smashed into the top of Rupert's head seeping into his perfectly gelled hair. Rupert Whirled round to see who had the nerve to ruin his perfect appearance. The 4 men who had been snickering covered there mouths and together genitally slid out of there seats and under the table.
"Well done mate" Geoffrey clapped him on the back
"Do you think its safe to resurface?" Jack whispered
"I d give it 2 minutes give or take a minute" Came keira's voice as she to slid under the table.
"Keira" Orlando grinned pulling her into a tight hug
"You could of at least changed your bottom half's you know"
"You know i need your help unbuttoning my trousers and what not, sweetheart" Keira turned a violent shade of red at his words and lowered her head so her hair covered her beetroot colored cheeks.
"Whats that" Keira pointed at the badge on his shirt
"Its a badge"
"thank you captain obvious, i know its a badge but what does T.W.H.R.F.S stand for"
"ahh its our special club for extremely remarkable people" Orlando smiled at her puzzled features "and it just so happens i have your badge right here" he genitally pulled a blue and bronze badge from his surfer trunks pocket and placed it in her hand"
"Thank you" Keira squealed throwing her arms round his neck in a deadly squeased. she quickly pulled away putting on a serious face "do i get a T - shirt"
"Of course you can my dear"
"yay" Keira did her funny celebration dance that could rival Johnny and clipped her badge on the front of her White tank top. "better get back to Rupert i ll see you for our sleepover tonight OB"
"bye Keir" Orlando saw her as crawled back out and watched her flip flops flip and flop back to her table.
"Again we are not acknowledged" Geoffrey mused
"I'm insulted no one ignores yours truly" Johnny announced
"well she just kinda did" Jack smirked
"shut up"
"Children shall we continue" Geoffrey sighed
"May I" johnny fluttered his eyelashes at him
"Go on then" Everyone got back out from under the table and prepared for the war they were about to start.
"het hum" Johnny cleared his throat "FOOD FIGHT"
in a few seconds food was being thrown from all directions. Mostly hitting Rupert to the 4 mens delight. Lee and Mackenzie were acting out there death scene on the top of one of the tables while Naomi had stolen one of the waiters trays and was using it a as shield as she battled her way through the crowd throwing food expertly. After a bout 20 minutes of the fight the staff put the sprinklers on to get everyone out. People started to slide on mushed and watery food on the floor including Keira. Deciding that the others wouldn't miss him he ran towards her yelling.
"excuse me, Knight in shining Armour coming through" until he got to her using a chair to balance herself."need some help little lady"
"that would be lovely" keira gave him a a relived smile and he scooped her bridal style into his arms. Making there way out of the fight like something out of a movie with some minor slip ups of Orli almost falling on his butt.
Ok thats your lot for today but i ll update soon. tell me what you thought.