Ok guys I have the next chappy for you. excuse the randomness but i have annoying friends pestering me on msn and being the weirdos they are, i love them really
but now i feel like being random so here it is.
Chapter 13 - Breakfast with Disney After 5 minutes of walking to the main dinning area Orlando groaned as he saw a sign reading 8am - 10:30am: Character breakfast. Looking at his watch it only said 8:20, meaning he would have to sit through Disney characters walking up to him miming for a hug. Jack and Geoffrey also looked uneasy about the giant cuddly creatures wandering through the tables hugging unsuspecting visitors. Keira on the other hand looked like Christmas had come early as she dragged the 3 men up to a table by a window that looked out on to a spectacular garden. She of course had only met a pirate Mickey mouse at the premieres and had no idea of the trauma these creatures could give you.
Orlando and Geoffrey quickly made it to the window seats, making it less likely to be attacked. Jack shot them dirty looks as he took his seat beside Geoffrey. Keira was oblivious to all this as she stared at the walls and ceiling taking in its breath taking pictures painted there. All the Disney Characters New and old where scrawled across the canvas like room.
"Hey Orli its you" Keira squealed
"Yes i know i m me" Orlando raised his eyebrow at her and her unusual comment.
"no i mean on the wall" she pointed to the wall in front of her that was a few tables away. "Don't we look good together painted"
The 3 men turned to see the image of Will holding Elizabeth close to him, ready to protect her from harm.
"yeah we do" Orli agreed leaning towards her "but i think we look good together naked"
she grinned and whispered back "isn't it a bit early for that sort of talk"
"never to early for sex talk ma petite Chou-Fleur"
"what did you call me?"
"ahh you'll have to find that out for yourself" he rubbed his hands together. "now lets eat"
The 4 of them trapezed down to the buffet table, the boys taking to long route to avoid Minne mouse who was squashing a small child. "we'll never get out of here alive" Jack moaned scooping scrambled eyes onto his plate, looking nervously about the room. Geoffrey had already eyed Cinderella with suspicion
"I don't trust anyone who wears a ball gown to breakfast" he muttered grabbing a handful of bacon. "if she's a princess why does she have only one set of clothes?"
"a very good point there"
eventually the 2 men darted from the buffet table with there food looking like morons earning them some weird looks.
"How can you lot be scared of people in suits?" Keira asked half chuckling as Orlando hurried towards her narrowly dodging Donald duck's tail.
"but keira there everywhere" Orlando whispered seriously "ready to jump out at you at anytime, there chipperness is enough to make a perfectly sane man go crazy!"
"Of course sweetheart, Disney Characters stalk people around the park"
"They do"puffed up indignantly "its a conspiracy"
"oh god" Keira laughed walking back to the table Orli jogging along beside her looking out for possible huggers
"whats funny?" jack asked through a mouthful of egg
"You lot." Keira laughed harder "being scared of goofy and Mickey"
"What they are scary" Jack thumped his fist down on the table "there evil you can see it in there eyes"
"Here, here" the other 2 men muttered continuing with there meal.
The meal went on in a comfortable silence until Orlando felt someone poke him in the ribs. Turning in his seat he saw mini keira staring up at him a huge grin plastered over her face.
"Hey Keira, how be you today" he grinned pulling her up on to his lap to be hugged like he was the day before.
"i m fine, what do you want" big Keira said her voice muffled by her mouthful of waffles.
"not you greedy, little keira" Orlando indicated to the little girl perched on his lap who was glazing up at Keira in awe.
Keira swallowed her waffle "oh hi little Keira, i m keira"
"like that doesn't sound weird" jack muttered from behind the Disney brochure he had found. Keira quickly kicked him in the shin for his rudeness.
"Wow your so pretty" Mini Keira whispered her big brown eyes not leaving Keira's face.
"yeah she is" Orlando shot a grin with keira making her bush into her waffles. "even if she is covered in syrup"
"what" Keira's head shot up grabbing jacks unused spoon so she could see her reflection "fu-" she remembered her mini me just in time "fudgestickles"
"well saved" Geoffrey gave her a mini clap his eyes not leaving his paper
"here" Orlando chucked her a clean napkin, which she hurriedly scrubbed her face with.
"as you can see my little friend, even the great Miss Keira Knightley can look like a right Muppet sometimes"
"alot of the time" Jack snickered receiving another swift kick to his shin "ow"
"when are you getting married" Little Keira looked up innocently at Orlando swinging her legs genitally.
"married?" Orlando asked shocked at the bluntness of the little child on his lap.
"yes when are you 2" she pointed at Orlando and Keira "gonna get married"
"how do you know we are together, we may not be"
"i maybe 4 but i m not stupid" Jack and Geoffrey almost choked as they tried to hold there laughter in. each was looking determinedly at there food, not daring to catch each others eye." its quite clear that you love each other very much. so if your not together you should be"
Keira grinned at her miniature "its a good thing we're together then"
"yay so when are you getting married?"
"umm" Orlando pondered
"Answer carefully Bloom" Geoffrey chuckled
"i was thinking a summer wedding maybe June or July so we have a year to plan of course"
"yay can i come" Mini Keira bounced up and down on his leg.
"sure we'll need a flower girl, but you have to keep it a secret til then ok"
the little girl nodded and popped off his lap. "I better go mum's waving at me, see you soon, promise"
"of course" Orlando waved her off as she bobbed through the crowd of new dinners.
"aww she's so cute" Keira stared dreamily at the place she had vanished
"sorry kitkat you can't keep her" Orlando grinned just as Johnny walked in glancing around in horror.
The 4 abandoned there dirty dishes and rushed off to meet him.
"this place is crazy" johnny said waved his arms around.
"we know so lets get out of here" jack and Orli ran out the door with the others following him.
"glad thats over" Jack panted as they reached a bench a few meters away from the dinning room. Orlando could hear Johnny laughing behind them at something Keira had said.
"ORLANDO BLOOM" Keira yelled
"oh bugger". Orlando muttered to a smirking jack.
"You called me a little cauliflower"
"i think we should run some more"
ok thats it for today hope you enjoyed it ;D